Location: Monkey Heaven Hash House Harriers = MH4
Some dive bar off Soi Cloud 9
Lord Lucan: Can't believe we've been going at it for 20 years.
Diddy Dicker: Yea, longer than most marriages.
Missing Link: ...and look at the virgin riff raff they let on the Monkey these days.
Try a Fuck: Kids running trail in flip flops.
Captain Kirk: And the GM is now asking virgins to show their bananas.
Sugar Daddy: Well, back in my day...
Greyhound: Hell, back in your day you heard your favorite song played in an elevator.
R.U. Sure: Not sure if the virgin Hellboy can make it up that hill, he's got some weight to carry.
Arse Hopper: He told me he took his clothes to the laundry girl and she said she doesn't do curtains.
King Yao Yao: How about that G.I. Joe, he's done all 120 runs.
Timmy Tight Pants: Well, he tells me his sex life is like Coca Cola.
Madame Claude: How's that?
Bananas: First it was normal, then it was light, and now its zero.
Fishy Fingers: Wait... I hear someone calling "Are You"? but can't see who it is.
Frozen Bullocks: I hear him also but the light is too bright.
Lord Lucan: Last hasher in goes in the bucket. Oh look, its the Bad R.A. Bam Bam anyone behind you?
Bam Bam: Yea, lots of hashers are back there but they're all lost at the last check. Fuck 'em, lets drink beer.
R.I.P. guys
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Text On The Plague Presented To G.I. Joe In Recognition Of 120 Monkey Runs
PATTAYA MONKEY HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
ON THE OCCASION OF
RUN #120 ON 4 TH OCTOBER 2025
CELEBRATES WITH G.I. JOE
From Run # 1, AS A FOUNDING MEMBER on 4th October, 2005, GI Joe has been an ever present,
attending Monkey runs at home in Pattaya as well as all outstations.
Along with a perfect attendance record,
GI Joe has also hared 19 runs including outstations in the Philippines,
a truly remarkable contribution that has not only shaped the club but ensured its longevity
and enduring popularity with hashers from around the globe.
PMH3 salutes and congratulates G.I. Joe for this extraordinary achievement.
G.I. JOE
120 RUNS
