Herring Choked Her: I found it, ........the Golden Back Check.
Joe's GI: Look,...there's a hole in the fence and trail paper on the other side.
Cannonballs: Well if Panzer Fist Her can make it through that hole anybody can.
Cranky Yankee: No way, you're so fat that you use google earth to take a selfie.
Paprika Mouth: Yea, well, your mama so fat that when she sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad.
I Cunt Read: Your mama so lazy she stuck her nose out the window so the wind can blow in it.
Polluted Sperm: I hear Crapped Thai is on a seafood diet,... he sees it and he eats it.
Beetroot Face: I'm on a magnet diet...I just can't resist the pull.
Bored Wanker: I'm on a whiskey diet, I've lost three days already.
Dead Chump: I'm on a vegetarian diet, but I keep running out of vegetarians.
The Lizard: Ok guys, enough with the fat jokes.
Dirty Laundry: I hear you returned a donut the other day cause it had a hole in it.
Fatty Maximum: My diet didn't work cause when I heard about cookies on the internet so I ate the computer.
The Hares: Humm,.... and back in Wisconsin the Harley-Davidson people are scratching their heads.