Location: At the C site, approximately 17:00, All hashers accounted for except.....1. Pussy Snatcher: Hey Wizard, Joe's still not back yet from trail. I think he's lost.....again. Wizard: Yea, I'll give him a call on the phone, see where's he's at. Joe, hey Joe, where you at mate? Everyone is back except you. Joe: I'm on the Yellow Brick Road...on the way to the Emerald City. Nothing but a bunch of munchkins and Really Sadistic Bastard about. Is the Emerald City just past soi 6? Wizard: Say What? Joe: And I did run into some other hashers on trail too. Spag Head says he needs a new brain, Mental Disorder wants a heart, and Turd Burglar needs some courage...you up for that? Wizard: I think you have heat stroke mate. Whats your location? We'll come get you. Joe: Well, I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore. Wizard: Get a grip man...what's around you...what you see...we'll send a baht bus out. Joe: A bunch of winged monkey's flying overhead...;.so I'm definitely on the Monkey trail. Wizard: Joe,..I hear a pack of dogs howling and barking...you near a house? Joe: Oh fuck me...Toto is getting his ass kicked....I think they're raping him. Wizard: I need you to hold it together Joe...we sent a baht bus out...; just go find a road. Joe: Wait, I see a junk yard...OK, I'm fine now...I got some ruby slippers out from the trash... Wizard: What? What you talking about....? ....Oh fuck me. The man's gone completely mad. Snatcher: What's up Oz, Is Joe Ok? Wizard: He's completely unhinged... Snatcher: Why? What's Joe doing? Wizard: He's clicking his heels...and all I can hear him say is "There's no place like the C site"...