The night before the run the three hares and the tranny sat outside the Bang Chang hotel drinking Leos on the porch. The following conversation was said to be recorded although can not be verified:
Jellobutt: I got a bad feeling about this trail.
GI Joe: Why's that?
Jellobutt: Smells like rain out there...we didn't lay enough paper.
Dizzy: No chance for rain. We already layed too much paper.
Andywhore: What's paper?
Joe: Hey you know what Karamba told me last night. He's writing an Encyclopedia.
He calls it "The Encyclopedia of Complete Nonsense" He's co-writing it with Ging Gang
Goolie as his primary researcher.
Dizzy: What's in it?
Joe: Utter crap of course. If you look under the letter "C" the first listing is that Cannonball
eats people when stuck in an elevator. Under "M" it says Mental Disorder is not Aussie but
actually a Fillipino working as a CIA operative.
Dizzy: Funny, Mental Disorder doesn't look Flippo.
Joe: The Encyclopedia says he underwent a body transplant in the USA, but they forgot the knees.
Andywhore: What's a Ging Gang Goolie?
Joe: Furthermore, under "H", it says Half A Dick comes from a whore.
Jellobutt: No, that's La Whore. La means "the" in Paki. He comes from THE whore.
Dizzy: So, I hear Jack Fucked Off is bringing his Filipino wife to the Monkey run tomorrow.
Joe: Why would he do that?
Dizzy: He says he wants a divorce and needs evidence of mental incapacity. He figures dancing
around in a nappy with a bunch of dudes in the woods should suffice.
Jellobutt: Andywhore, I know you are here as a tranny for this run so let me give you important
words of advice. When you get to the On In venue bar after the run, be sure to tell hashers
you left your wallet at home. Also you need to get very drunk the night before you lay trail so
your fuck ups are legitimate and authentic. Never lay trail sober.
Joe: I think tomorrow morning I will go on trail and refresh the paper...its gonna rain.
Dizzy: Rubbish, 0% chance of rain,..you don't need to lay more paper.
Andywhore: Whats sober?
On On
The Ghost Rider
