Apparently Hanuman was a Hindu Monkey God and was a symbol of strength and energy, and sure as shit this morning I was lacking both strength and energy after being out on the piss with fingerless and paprika smiley the night before.
After leaving the boomerang bar at 10.50am we head to the A site somewhere off the 331 near U-Tapao airport.
Hares for today are Mental Disorder, Lucan Made Me Cum, Lord Lucan and AnySex Dot Com.
Big crowd off hashers today with fourteen virgins, not sure but that could be a record on the Monkey Hash. So in hash tradition we deal with new shoes and to everyone's amazement Jellobutt was wearing a brand new pair off shoes, not sure if he stole them or found them but cant believe he bought them as they looked expensive. The twenty-year-old socks he was wearing really let them down.
Asked about the shoes Jellobutt replied that the new shoes don't do checks. Jing Low…
So the hares take the circle and explain its in three sections and has red checks, back checks and blue FT's.
The first section was probably the easiest, fairly flat with lots of shade from rubber tree forests, we also came across some wild life in the form off goats, fortunately our goat molester Arse-Holeo wasn't running today otherwise I'm sure one off the goats would have been walking funny and traumatized by him.
At the B site water stop we are told the next section is harder and very very wet with quick sand too. Apparently Lord Lucan got stuck while laying trail and advised us to sit down if stuck, surely you'd get sand up your ass if you did that!
Those hares weren't lying about the water tho, I think two thirds off this section was spent in water with a nice long tree bridge over one section off the stream, didn't see anyone fall off it trying to cross, that would have been entertaining. there was also a bastard off a back check near the end which I didn't do, off course neither did jellobutt he's new shoes wouldn't let him, we left that job too FRB dellboy who thought its was the end off the section.
The third section was similar to the first but with less shade, and over all did about 17 kilometers, I think the FRB's had about 18.5 kilometres.
Running into the D site I feel like I've done a monkey run, shoes wet and full off silt from the stream, legs slightly sore and sun burnt skin. Over all a good run, well papered and thought out with the right amount off checks etc. Well done the hares!
Not goanna talk about the circle apart from the pissed up Thai who gate crashed and would not shut the fuck up, apparently its not the first time he's crash a hash circle! Maybe we should make him the next GM.
On On
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