Four Days of Hashing finaly over, what a weekend, AGPU dinner, Monkey Run, Jungle and PH3 (my 100th run) all vitally important in their own way.
My misses telling me what about your own little Chimp, you have got to take him out to give me a break., later l say?. l am the scribe for the Monkey Run
Three hours later after walking beach road with my little Chimp, back to the run report.
Monkey Outstation Run No 37
It seemed like a long journey sitting next to Jellobut and his Telac virgin; lm A F**king Cupcake, as they where running through the merits of beach road, they make a wonderful couple.
The last few weeks Jellobut had kept on saying my Telac, hot hot hot,well ''lm a F**king Cupcake didnt look that hot to me''.
Arriving at the ''A'' site , we get instructions from our outgoing GM ''Lord Lucan'' and even more instructions from our incoming GM ''Don’t tell another joke - Spaghead'. Frightening really as our final instruction was to stay on paper as if you get lost, next stop Cambodia.
Then the hills echoed to the sound of Duelling Banjo’. This is the Deliverance Monkey. So can you sequel like a pig - boy?
One of the Chimps (l think Pussy Snatcher) said it was rumoured that a lost tribe of Khmer women lived on the Cambodian side of the Jungle, who only allowed Men to visit, to father offspring. So the prospect of getting lost may have some benefits.
The Run;
What can l say? Not too long , hills? Yes, Water? No, Rubber trees? More than a few.
One thing that sticks in my mind was Horse muttering away in the distance, as he was trying to find soggy wet paper, that fucking Lucan, he's ganna get iced for this, as if it was his fault it rained the night before.
When we reached the water stop, Horse was getting worried that Bam Bam was ganna get lost and out in the jungle on his own, and end up as breeding stock for the Lost tribe of Khmer Women on the Cambodian side, no such luck for him he arrived in a few minute after us. He has a sixth sense for finding the beer truck.
The Circle;
You should have been there .
The Journey Back ;
More info on Jelobut's hot hot hot Telac, and vague drunken threats to bring her to the Jungle run tomorrow, we shall see.
Lots of songs from l’m a Fucking Cupcake, who seemed to have swallowed a hash song sheet, he is going to make a great addition to the monkey troop.
A quote from Ballringer ''Good Day'' ''Good Day''
On On
Try A Fuck
