Ring Ring....
"Swatdi Ka,... Shitty Pizza Delivery Place, ka, how can I help you today..... Ka."
Caroline: Hi, I'd like to order one shitty large pepperoni pizza.
SPDP: ok ka, and how would you like the crust?
Caroline: Extra shitty please.
SPDP: Ka, ...and where is the delivery, ka?
Caroline: I'm at the Stoned Monkey Hash water stop.
SPDP: Ka.
Caroline: Oh and when will the pizza arrive?
SPDP: When the pizza man gets there he will tell you the time.
Caroline: Do you think it will be long?
SPDP: No ka, our pizzas are round.
Caroline: So why do they come in square boxes?
SPDP: Ka.
Caroline: Hey, it would be cool if the pizza came at 4:20.
SPDP: Ka.
Caroline: Just tell the delivery guy to turn left at the check. Paper's up 100 meters.
SPDP: Ka.
Caroline: Oh, it's a red check, not the blue check.
SPDP: Ka.
Caroline: And can you cut the pie into 6 slices? I can't eat all 8.
SPDP: Ka.
45 minutes later
Caroline: Hey dude, you the Shitty Pizza Delivery Place Guy?
SPDPG: Chai krap. By the way, the hares really fucked up the paper.
Caroline: Oooo, thats cold bro. You get lost getting here?
SPDPG: I turned left at the blue sticks and hit a waterfall.
Caroline: Waterfall,! Shit man you way off paper. Then what happened?
SPDPG: Hashers, lost,... everywhere,... mumbling, with that thousand yard stare.
Caroline: No way.
SPDPG: Devastation man, not a pretty site ,...zombie grown men in tears.
Caroline: Thats so dope man.
SPDPG: Hey, can I get another hit off you?
Caroline: Sure man, this is Pattaya weed, not the shit from the Big Mango.
SPDPG: Hey by the way, ganja is really baked with the extra shitty crust.
Caroline: Word. Umm, .....did you say blue sticks?
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