Meeting Location: Boomerang Bar

Present: Pussy Snatcher, Diddy Dicker, Cannon Ball, Jackal, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Bananas

Meeting Called To Order: 17:30

Minutes Of Last Meeting: Minutes from previous meeting were approved.

Monkey Finances: Cash: 75,315B Cash and Assets: 78,865B Total Cash & Assets decreased by 29,768 since last run. The decrease includes a 13,160 run subsidy for the last run, a 1,000 hash cash loss, and a decrease in Total Assets of 15,608 due to write off of the beer truck rack and Monkey stools as we are now using the stronger Jungle stools, and a write down of Monkey rags to reflect current in stock value.

Last Run: Run #84 - The Swinging Monkey was a tough run with a challenging check in the 2nd section. There was a last minute move of the A-site to a new location due to cattle occupying the original site. Kudos to Out of Order for volunteering to direct incoming hashers to the relocated A-site. G.I. Joe easily won the lost on trail award for requiring a baht bus to go and fetch him at the Aussie A-site, about 4 km from the Monkey A-site. He also won the dubious honor of longest trail with just shy of 22 km on his GPS and a half marathon badge for his effort. Hares provided great circle food and wildlife (more cattle and a couple of elephants to keep the chimps on their toes). Jellobutt bought the story there was a late email from the GM asking him to stand in his place. As we all know JB has trouble standing after a few, so multiple RA’s kept the circle going with good entertainment. This Monkey also earned honors as the best value Monkey. As was previously approved by mismanagement, and due to the good financial health of Monkey hash cash, the AGM Monkey (aka The Swinging Monkey) was authorized a subsidy of up to 20k for the run, of which 13,160 was used. The hares put this to good use with a run subsidy for each of the chimps in attendance. The subsidy was based on each chimp’s number of runs since run #51, the last time the Monkey offered the same deal. Run subsidies for this run ranged from a low of 100B if the chimp had 1 - 3 runs, all the way up to 1200B for the chimp who hasn’t missed a Monkey run yet. That was G.I. Joe who then used his subsidy to buy a round at the venue. A class act he is, and the gesture was much appreciated.

Next Run(s): The next run is scheduled for Saturday July 27, Run # 85, The Lunatic Monkey. You just never know what to expect when the hares are Dirt Looney, Jellobutt and Pussy Snatcher. But the chimp whisperer has it they have something cooked up for a very unusual and unique run momento. Signups currently stand at 26 with a maximum allowed on the run of 40. Don’t delay, sign up now using the online registration form.

Website/FB: Up to date

Hare Line: The Hare Line is in good shape, next run requiring hares is 28 March 2020.

Other Business: As the Monkey currently has a healthy cash balance there was a discussion of what the appropriate minimum amount we should have in cash. From that discussion it was agreed 20k was appropriate. It was also agreed that until that minimum is reached a run subsidy of 2,000B is approved for all future runs. A higher subsidy can be requested if the hares approach mismanagement before their run for approval.

Meeting Closed: 17:43

Recorded By: Sperm Polluter