Meeting Location: Thistle Bar

Present: Cabbage Knievel, Pussy Snatcher, Spaghetti Head, Mental Disorder, AFC, Bam Bam, Areseaholic , Festering Streaker, Smelly Bastard, Beverly Hills Pick Cock, Marathon Man, Try-A-F—k, Karamba, Sheik Bin Shaggin, Ball Ringer, Bangka Blower

Meeting Called To Order: GM Cabbage Knievel called the meeting to order at 17:00.

Minutes Of Last Meeting: Take minutes as read. Mental Disorder approved and Bam Bam seconded.

Monkey Finances: Monkey Finances: Bam Bam Cash In Bank: B38,400 Cash On Hand: B7,930 Total Cash and Assets: B63,210 If it should happen Bam Bam is not available to access the Monkey bank account, Cabbage Knievel was given the account’s ATM card and Pussy Snatcher will hold the PIN. Cabbage Knievel approved and Try-A-F—k seconded.

Last Run: Run #46, Extreme Monkey: No complaints. Good run. Hares covered additional cost of custom, tailored shirts.

Next Run(s): Nothing to report.

Website/FB: Up to date, no problems.

Hare Line: In great shape. Next open date is September, 2014. Pussy Snatcher will hare in May if needed, but would prefer someone else to raise their hand to hare as he will be busy with the TNH leading up to that run. Any takers?

Hash Awards: Adequate stock on hand. No problems.

Beer Truck: No problems.

Other Business:
• Constitution Update: Proposed changes to the Constitution were discussed. Changes approved by Mental Disorder approved and Marathon Man seconded.
• Virgin Shirt: Virgins will be given a shirt at no cost to them if run shirt is not offered by the hares. Virgin shirts will be available to Monkey runners at a cost of 200B. Unanimously approved.

Meeting Closed: 18:05

Recorded By: Pussy Snatcher